Silly Songs

Bunny wrote these songs about me quite a while ago. The tunes were written for a recorder and are jig-like. She wrote the words to help her remember the melody, but I think the words are more memorable.

Wiener likes to eat the frogs in the grass.
Wiener drags around on her fuzzy ass!
Don't look now, or maybe you'll see
As she eats a froggy or three!

Lots of eating, lots of sleeping,
it's a wiener life!
There's a lot of loving, and there's
not a lot of strife.
First you squeeze it, then you cheese it;
give the dog a bone.
Clean the stinky binkies and it's
you that she will own.